Suicide Girls

First blush: “Woo-hoo! Softcore on Netflix.” Sad realization: “Yawn. Softcore on Netflix.” Work things out with a Girls Gone Wild infomercial and save yourself the three day turnaround.

I know this whole Suicide Girls movement is supposed to be about empowerment and demonstrating that alternatively decorated modern primitives are objectifiable too. Well guess what? It worked. Consider yourself objects that just aren't doing it for me. And you need a bath. Raaawk!