Don't Try This At Home

After watching Eastern Promises, I tried to emulate this menacing gesture with an upward snap of my neck:


Following two weeks of soreness and a rigorous micro-semester of Google Med School, I'm upgrading my diagnosis from simple whiplash to spondyloptosis. Or rickets.
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Unrelated item: don't you think Donald Sutherland could play David Cronenberg in the biopic?



Just not permed, mustachioed Sutherland.